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I applaud the effort it took to edit out your guy's offroad mobility scooters for the video
Lol fucking got em
He pinned it but he couldn't give it a heart.
They fucking ran out of batteries
This might be the best comment of the decade
Sam pinned because its the truth although he may not like it
"Quick tell a joke."
"huh?"
*Uncontrollable Wheezing*
Train starts Braking!!
Sam: “Quick tell a joke”
Sams Brother: “Huh”
Sam: *Laughs hard immediately*
He didn't laugh, he wheezed
Get it rite m8
@@stevenbrown5246 his laugh is the teapot going off
Sam two years ago: "I'll never do something like this again.".
I say keep at it. Your suffering is endlessly entertaining and hey, you're bound to get it right at some point.
Givin him hope, nice.
He’s doing another hiking trip after all this time too
at shelter
Sam: Oh so you guys just got out of university?
Girl: Yeah I majored in dancing!
Sam: Extended wheeze
probably what caused her to start crying
Yup that's exactly how it went.
*e x t e n d e d w h e e z e*
"We're all gonna die!!1!"
Libtard
Sam could make a fortune selling sell the real estate he has above his face
The wilderness: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man??”
"Not the men we thought we were"
he says, hiking in salmon jorts
You can tell that they’re brothers, just look at that sexual tension.
Mark P 😂😂😭😂😂
Stop
Soveit general Vladski bobinshki or what?
i know this guy
You know how people watch racing for the crashes?
Sam and his bro never disappoint.
Thomas M
Oh god 😂😂😂
I don't know how you look 12 and 45 at the same time
Add 16 to 12 and we get 28, subtract 16 from 45 and we get 29, he’s 28 years old 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Jew genes
You guys remind me of some people I met on the trail with my son who’s trailname was pop tart. they promised to bring us a coke but they never brought it to us.
Plot twist you eat pop tart and now your after them
Holy fuck that was good my man
underrated.
Mr. pringles?
Not even the Appalachian trail will let you escape your wife
Chudd nothing will, sadly
Armiter death
HHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
(laughing but dying inside at the realization that i'll never escape my wife.)
Don't take women hiking guys, just don't.
Damn Sam lost alot of weight after giving birth to her children
Andres please explain
@@rotten6253 yes
@@rotten6253
Its called a joke
@@rotten6253 spaghetti
@@rotten6253 meatballs
Alternate title: "Two men freeze to death while wheezing on top of a mountain inhabited by lesbians, a married couple, a dancing devotee and a possible tornado"
no
Almost two years since this gem.
Time to make it a trilogy, Samuel.
He just did.
@@EggBlunt Blessed.
why do you continue to try to do this every year? YOU ARE A BASEMENT DWELLER LIKE THE REST OF US. NOT A WOODSMAN.
AquaFPS lies he’s a fuckin slim thicccc boi next year is going through an abandoned insane asylum
What if I'm both?
A bombshelter shut-in psychopath and a woodsman, who's idea of a "tent" is to dig in and make a pillbox, like it's the fucking Korean war.
No but really, I actually do that. If I can't live in my basement, I'll make one!
Shut up, Sam is a perfectly athletic guy. If only they had the weather on their side, the guy could trail 50 miles an hour.
This is unironically his best content.
ngentotsemua no they wouldnt
Quitting early is your specialty, Samantha.
Damn, Sam looking like a straight snack. I see you finally lost that post-pregnancy weight, probably from all the outdoor activities you've been doing with your husband. Keep up the good work!
Sam's not married to her, she's married to him!
I didn't overestimate you. Though, I was surprised you weren't editing it from a hospital room.
I honestly read the title as 'THICC guys and creampies' and have never been so quick to watch a video
I'm very pleased to know that I was not the only one.
Bifocal Zebra7 same lmao
Same
i saw the video name in an email and intstanly knew what it was
Oh god
Sampie.
Your extraordinary ability to quit a task without finishing is the main reason I believe that you did not in fact concieve a child, and merely stole one from a mother in the queue at chick-fil-a
Sam: *Posts himself actually trying to lose weight by hiking with his brother*
Half of the comments: *"The two fatties are back on the trail lmao, best content"*
i think it's cute that Sam can imagine a world where even a single one of his viewers thought he was gonna manage this
Why didn't you bring your 5000 fold katana for protection?
Not necessary. Sam has trained his body to be the blade
I thought his katana was from 1592
He should killed the other people with it
@@He-who-wakes While you studied the blade, I dabbled in the bodyblade
He brought it 4:43
If it makes you feel better...I didn't have high expectations from the both of you
Thicc Guys N Moonpies 2: Tornado Boogaloo
Invest
“Because quitting early is what I do best”
Then how come you’re still a dad and husband?
You don't have to pay child support if you're a deadbeat stay at home dad.
It's what HE does best, he doesn't do anything good so he has some hard times quitting
It's never too late to back out.
Not only has Sam lost his thickness but he also loses his hair with it... what a shame.
His wife's cooking is draining his Doritos fueled Jewish vitality
Ain't that the truth 💯
alexa add rogaine to my shopping cart
Of course he does! Is is doing the one punch man workout
Dude, all jokes aside, those photos at the end were fucking great. I'd pay for full-size prints of those, if they were on the Shekel Scheme
You should get out more, you can see the same shit in your backyard (not literally)
@@bensosnowski1128 I didn't mean the content of the photos, I meant the photos themselves were well taken. Sure, could go and look at a beautiful mountain range, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy Ansel Adam's work
PedanticVampire ahh yea, both the video editing and camera work is pretty good
@@bensosnowski1128 You do have some beautiful landscapes in your videos too, sir
Jules Bellamy thanks, although they all still suck ass
If you actually finish this trail. I will buy your merch.
Same lol
Hey sam you know what they say third time’s the charm, cant wait for that 45 minutes long video “thiccbros and oreos”
The thicc gods return to bless us with more camping content
General scat saves the day with a last minute upload
Honestly thought that, after the last time, one of em would die and then the survivor would eat the body. Good on ya Sam. Lol
Next time drive to the shelter and continue from there, this content is WAY too good for you to abandon it. (and I said it 2 years ago as well)
Drive? With what a atv
@@brandonfoley7519
Flying delorean
@@brandonfoley7519
Not the shelter itself but the place they got picked up. Either way once this whole coronavirus deal cools off I still think they should give it a try, it's too entertaining.
I can’t be the only person who genuinely wanted a part 2 to this
Dude I'm just glad the fuckers didnt die this time around, you think they'd have learned the first time
Thicc guys and moo pies 2 the electric boogaloo
As soon as i saw you flip more than two pages i knew this was doomed from the beginning
After he brought out the book it was over, hell after he went out side he was out of breath
Dam'n y'all should have let me know you was literally about 15 minutes away from me when the tornado warning happened.
lmao I totally thought the Rode sponsorship was a weird ongoing meme this whole time.
Damn, I thought you would be prepared for hiking through the storm from your crippling Fortnite addiction Sam.
Weather Forecast: Storms, Tornadoes and fucking lightning everywhere.
These two guys: Moving out!
I can't wait to watch bald General Sam in 2021
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: The video game Escape From Tarkov has the Soviet ShM-62 (or possibly ShM-62u) gas mask in the game. This mask, more commonly referred to as the GP-5 (When describing the mask itself, the use of this term is erroneous as GP-5 is the model of the entire kit. The proper names for the facepieces in the kit are the aforementioned ShM-62 and ShM-62u) is the most produced gas mask in history with over two-hundred-million produced. While meant for civilians, some countries, Estonia, for example, issue them to their militaries. This could lead to political issues for these countries in the future as the filters issued in the GP-5 kit (the filters are designated GP-5 as well), contain asbestos. Soldiers using these masks may develop diseases related to the inhalation of asbestos.
You should find some new facts bro
@@thatdude1435 I actually haven't used this fact, yet. I wrote it the other day expecting an Escape from Tarkov video in the near future.
@@botstowo9561 epic
Jesus Christ that was 2 years ago!? How time flys, like you have a kid now.
Also Sam you looking like a snack, did you prepare for this hike cause you really look like you lost weight.
He lied, Sam was pregnant. His wife used a balloon to make Sam's audience think he wasn't on bottom.
Shut up da fuc
@@wor4656 lmao
Every video with his brother is gold
I never expected to see another one of these after last time. I'm really happy. I've loved each of these so much. I'd love to see more of these.
Seeing him flip trough the map and having seen the previous trip i just got the biggest shit eating grin on my face just waiting for that sweet taste of defeat
I did not know Sams older brother was such a Chad
B3A5T IRL yeah don’t chads normally do that
@@eshock753 you right
B3A5T or something big right
You’re using Chad out of context.
I love this General Sam sincerely. He doesn't age like wine but his videos sure as fuck do.
The sequel I always knew I needed
N O ICE TITL E DU D E
this title is so weird, but I love it
Sam you should do Maine, simply for the title, "PETITE CUTIES ATTEMPT BIG THINGS, FOR MOONPIES."
I know that gaming is your bread and butter. But godalmighty you and your brother's outdoor adventures are freaking hilarious!! The two of you together have such an amazing comedic chemistry that I swear you could totally support an entirely new channel of just you two off doing things (or trying to, anyway lol) like this! Just remember the little people (relative term) that gave you the idea when you go viral with subs for your new gig.
POV: You watched sam's newest hiking videos and came back to rewatch the OG hiking vid
I saw moonpies and I knew exactly what I was in for.
same.
I literally just finished re-watching the last Appalachian video when the notification for this appeared.
Round two baby
I'm 90% sure you actually don't have a laugh and you just edit a xenomrph screech over your exhalation of air.
Wow that was complex for just wheezing
I am pissed! I’m currently on a thru hike with my best friend, we have watched your show for years, we were in the same weather system, I wish I would have run into you! Hahaha. Keep it up, I love the hiking videos!
Look Sam always bring a gun camping or hiking whether it be a 9mm or a 308 you never know when you’ll get mugged or chased by a bear or in this case fight off a tornado Texas style.
Only real Gamers know how to admit defeat
6:54 Learned that lesson the hard way too. 'Breathable' means permeable which means not waterproof, just slow to dry.
General Sam deserves more subscribers especially with that thicc banana polo shirt
Few day trip. 12 minute video. Seems reasonable.
These are my absolute favorite videos in the world! - im sure you two will finish the AT soon enough!
I'm going hiking in Tennessee in 3 days. I am watching your hiking videos for inspiration and linus tech tips for what NOT to do.
i love it how sam just takes the piss out of everyone lmao
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY GUY thanks sam
Thicc guys dont know how to read weather forecasts pt 2
That was one of the first general sam videos i ever saw, straight content. Glad it got a sequel
Those pity moon pies probably tasted like defeat 👀
I've never clicked on a notification so fast...
I want a tshirt with the quote from the first hiking vid. "It's a good day. I'm drunk and Sam's shittin." I will buy that.
coincidentally, I had gone camping for 3 days a little less than a week ago. it rained, we forgot a tarp for the tent, and all of our shit got wet. we also forgot skewers for hot dogs and smores, the person in charge of food didn't bring enough, so while they were out getting more the rest of us were sitting there starving in the woods. good times
Your aesthetic just gets better and better
So I guess we're doing these now... huh?
Nobody: ...
Not a living soul: ...
Sam: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
Sam is more physically active than me.
That's saying something.
I'm glad you came back to set a more realistic standard, for an audience that will never try
You guys are fucking troopers. Everyone else that says that they know everything about hiking, that pay attention to danger... they're not real hikers. No passion. But you city born heavyweights, with little to no hiking experience, charging into the danger, climbing mountains with explosive diarrhea all the way through it, you guys are the purest definition of men.
You still chose to stay through a twister warning... Dear God, you guys are true American badasses.
They are the epitome of bad and good Americans stereotypes
The Thicc Brothers reunite and take us on another adventure
Those foggy Forest pictures are nice. Windows background photos heh
*When quitting early is what you do best but pulling out early is not*
I swear brotherly love is the fuckin greatest love
Yoooo lol these dudes out here busting some real camping shit.
Homeboy busted out a map n everything lol
General Sam: "Quick, tell a joke!"
His Brother: "Huh?"
General Sam: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE*
Its about time for the 2021 hike
This is the brother's task one day they will conquer the Trail, one day.
i agree 100%
the ferrero rochers were the most important part of that incel journey
the picture reel at the end was amazing sam
7:11 is my favorite part. "Quick tell a joke"
It's not about how far you go it's about getting out there and embracing nature. I enjoy watching you bros camp honestly hiking is fun for everyone and you take our lazy asses with you it's super fun
My teacher was actually hiking the trail the same time you were.
Was she a dance teacher?
They are gonna do that the third time, mark my word
Please don’t wait 2 years to do it again this is gold
You boys have the worst survival instincts ever and it is extremely entertaining. Thanks Sam
Oh those speed cross threes looking hawt
I’m not gonna lie, your first AT video was the reason that I convinced my family to take a trip to Georgia last fall to at least see the start of the trail
the thing whipping you in the head when you were trying to sleep, made me laugh so hard.
I'm cool with Sam suffering just for the pictures at the end